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Your Family IsThe Cards

A kind, whimsical fill-in-the-blank party game about the people (and pets) at your table. Add one photo per player and every player becomes a picture card — Marc, Duke of the Barbecue — played against 60 prompts written around your family.

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One clear photo of each person or pet who will play — face visible, any age, any species.

Works with one or multiple pets

Add one photo per player — up to 8 players

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Why Cards About Us?

The party game that is actually about you

The players are the cards

Each person and pet you add becomes a painted picture card — recognizable, whimsical, kind — so every round ends in "that is SO Dad".

140 cards, one game

40 picture cards of your players as personas, 60 fill-in-the-blank prompts and 40 whimsical answers. The judge reads a prompt, everyone plays a card, the funniest wins.

Kind by design

Written to be played with grandparents and kids at the same table: affectionate teasing, never a roast. Print it at home tonight or order the boxed game.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything about your party game

What cards are included?
140 cards: 40 picture cards showing your players as whimsical personas, 60 fill-in-the-blank prompt cards and 40 answer cards. Everything you need to play with 3 to 8 people.
Is my deck really one-of-a-kind?
Yes. Your deck starts from your own photo, so every card is unmistakably them — no two decks are alike, and yours is never reused. You choose the style, see the first card free before deciding, and can edit any card for free until it's exactly right. Commissioning a personal deck elsewhere typically costs $1,100–$25,000 and takes months. Yours is ready in minutes as a digital edition, and printed editions are made to order, just once, for you.
What photos work best?
One clear photo per player with the face visible. People and pets both work — a dog can be the Duke of the Barbecue as gladly as Grandpa.
Will it be kind?
Yes. The game is written to be affectionate, never a roast — no jokes about looks, health, money, exes, politics or religion — and every card passes a kindness check before it is printed. You can also redo any picture card you don't love.
What influences the price of your decks?
There are two main factors. First, every deck is made individually from your photo using specialized creative systems tailored to the product, which is what delivers the quality you see. Second, printed decks include production costs. Decks are cheap when mass-produced, but printing one unique deck with one unique design is much more expensive. We create your deck only for you, and it is only produced once (unless you order copy decks). That is what makes printed decks premium. If you'd like to order 1000+ decks of the same design, please contact us at support@tails-ai.com and we'll beat any store's per-deck price.
Where do you ship printed decks?
We ship to 20+ countries including the US, Canada, UK, EU, Australia, and Japan. Shipping is free on all printed deck orders.
Can I get a refund?
Every order comes with free edits in our built-in editor, so you can regenerate anything you don't love until it looks just right — and you can grab more edits anytime. Refunds are reserved for technical issues our team can't resolve, so if you ever get stuck, just email support@tails-ai.com and we'll sort it out.
What's the difference between the options?
The Digital Game is all 140 cards as images. The Print Kit lays them out on letter or A4 sheets so you can print and cut them at home. The Printed Boxed Game is the full game on premium card stock, shipped to your door. Current prices are shown with each option above.

Not Quite Right? Edit It.

Every order includes free edits in our card editor — regenerate any card until it looks just right, and top up anytime. If a technical issue ever stops you, we'll fix it or refund you.

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